Things only you hate

[VDeep]

Things only you hate:
You wish you could complain about them, but you're pretty sure nobody else cares. Or can even relate.
Let's vent!

-When people mix up Luxembourg and Liechtenstein
-You do a Google image search for "bob saget" and all the picture are Full House pics, no Funniest Home Videos ones
-When local news stations do stories about how Granny Lives-with-her-cats was charged $60,000 on her water bill
-When the librarian suggests you're too old for Tintin books
-When your uncle, whose had your Warren Zevon CDs for three years wants to know when you'll give him back his Grizzom tape, which you've had for two weeks

[MW]

-polo shirts (especially pink ones)
-any company that sells cell phone ring tones
-grown men who wear shorts with a belt
-any imaginable type of fake bacon
-wrestlers who believe that they are political commentators
-any Jeopardy that isn't regular Jeopardy (teen, college, kids, celebrities)
-when someone asks to "borrow" your cupcake, but obviously they're not going to be borrowing it because they're going to eat it

[JE]

-Rita Sever (yes she is a thing)
-skirts worn over pants
-that noise the nextel walkie talkie phones make

[lm]

-the texture of things with little elevated horizontal lines, the kind that fingernails can rub across and make a zipper-like noise. usually found on little 3-d picture cards
-unscented laundry detergent
-anyone, anywhere wearing socks in bed
-when they show law & order: criminal intent instead of law & order: svu
-hipsters, punks, goths, any identifiable group of angsty youths
-shorts/pants with words across the butt "princess" "sexy" "juicy" & t-shirts/bags, etc. that say mrs. famous-guy as in "mrs. pitt" or "mrs. kutcher"